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PostSubject: Teh bibl   2007-01-22, 22:18

I hereby dedicate this thread to the systematic destruction of teh bibl (it shall hense forth be known as teh bibl).
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-22, 22:34

Lets start with the book of genisis. The creation story fails to mention dinosaurs and all forms of bacteria. It also makes several referances to giants and states that anything or any one that kills a human being must be killed, for we are supposedly created in god's image, so killing a human is a crime against god. That contradicts one of the ten commandments. Which number I don't recall, but it's thou shalt not kill. There are many more contradictions than that. Find them! Share them!
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-23, 06:18

Lex Taliones.

You kill my dog i kill your dog.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-23, 13:02

Right...the destruction of the bible is just as bad as forcing biblical ideas on others...

Leve them alone....you believe what you wanna believe, and let them believe what they wnna believe.

This is a topic that should not be talked about here.

It's just common sence.

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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-23, 17:44

So we shall allow them to believe that the earth is the center of the universe? I only point out things in the bible, I don't make things up. Besides, I'm discussing the subject, not burning them if they believe. They way I see it, modern christians as individuals can't be held accountable for the massacres by the the church, so we must destroy the church itself. We do that by taking away their base, the people. I don't care what sence of comfort people get from their religion, I will prove their religion to be false.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-23, 18:04

And as far as the policy and pushing religion, I'm not pushing religion, I'm taring it down. As far as being fair, Christianity is (currently) the largest religion. Aftrer Christianity, I would think it would be islam. Jewdism is pretty small after their persicution by Christians in the dark ages (when the catholic church ran everything) and then by the Nazis, but they are the base of both islam and christianity. The old testament is the jewish portion and is mainly what I address, which effectivly challenges Jewdism, Christianity, and Islam. Btw, cutting your side burns is a sin. Your a naghty boy.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 06:25

[sarcasm]

Right, because revenge fixes everything.

[/sarcasm]

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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 06:42

I'm not getting revenge, I'm teaching people things that they don't know. Stop shaving your side burns!
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 06:42

Tis a sin.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 07:52

I just must say, that even though the bible fails to directly mention the dinosaurs and bacteria and stuff, a "day" for god isn't defined. A day for him could be millions of years for us.

We all know I'm sure as Hell not Christian but I'm just throwing ideas out there.

The Christian faith can be a perfectly fine gathering of people, so long as they don't start thinking they can push it on others. Also, one of the common beleifs of not-so-extreme Christians is that the bible isn't meant to be interperted directly, that's what I was taught when I went to Sunday School. Its said to be a group of stories that are written metaphorically, not that when the "flood gates of Heaven opened" to begin the flood that is known in the story of Noah's arc, that literal flood gates open. It started raining.


Once again.

I reitterate.

I am not Christian, and i don't beleive the bible.
But I'm just throwing out a impersonal veiw.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 13:13

"They're just more of what you'd call---guidelines, then actual rules."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lord_Gneo on the Ten Commandments

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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 16:08

Lord_Gneo seems like a peaceful guy.

Heather seems like a very educated individual.

Chad seems like....USE THE RIGHT FREAKING "YOU'RE" WHEN POSTING YOU HICK. *ahem*

Vash seems like a half Christian, half grammar Nazi.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-24, 18:09

Save the vowels!
(And grammar)
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-25, 06:32

Yup, that's me!

Peace and love! ^_^

Which is why I don't mind much for religion, just be a good person, and respect one another.

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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-25, 11:11

The flood mentioned in teh bibl has been shown to be a local flood, not a flood of the who world. I'd post more, but
I g2g.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-25, 19:50

All right, if you guys don't want to debate on this forum, that's fine. I will take my bible quotes elseehere. Except this one.

"Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-25, 21:33

Nice new userpic Gneo
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-26, 11:52

Fuckin' A, Chad, are you an Illuminati?
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-27, 01:51

Taryn, that book is a work of fiction. I'm not an Illuminati, I am a militant nontheist. What is a nontheist? An Atheist. I say nontheist because people are too fucking stupid to know what the prefix A means.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-27, 15:10

God, I'm kidding. Just, everything you said just so happens to be their ideals too, you know, bit of a coincidence if you ask me. -.-

If we're so stupid, why dont you educate us?

I happen to be an Atheist as well, and i for one, DONT know what the prefix means. Why not share with us your wonderful brilliant cognitive abilities.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-27, 17:19

The prefix A means the opposite of what follows the prefix, so theism (the belief in gods) + the prefix A = Atheism the belief in no gods. My previous posts ravings were directed at people who ask "So what do atheists believe in?" o_O duh. This seems obvious to me now, but if someone hadn't broken it down like that for me before, way back when, it may not be so obvious to me now. So basically, I wasn't yelling at anyone on this forum, I was yelling at stupid Beverly hills girls. Damn Beverly hills girls and their platinum cards!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-27, 18:10

I didnt know anyone had ever asked that. Honestly. What retards. Almost everyone knows what Atheism is.

I didnt in like...8th grade, but that's just because i'd never heard the word before.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-27, 20:57

Yeah. I found out from south park what my belief was called. A little sad, but they don't exactly teach that in school.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-28, 11:17

...I dont know when i started "not believing". I think i always had the idea. Shine told me what it was called, and i could never remember how to say it, because the word was so foreign. ^^'
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PostSubject: Re: Teh bibl   2007-01-29, 08:19

VashTSPD wrote:
Nice new userpic Gneo


Thanks.

Okay, now to say something about the bible..........

um......

Why did Jesus, uh.......cross the road?

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